In "News I never wanted to report today," TMZ.com is reporting that Buff Bagwell has inked a deal with Steve Hirsch of Vivid Entertainment to star in a new film.

While details are pretty scarce right now, Vivid Entertainment is best known for filming "adult entertainment" films.  In other words, porn.  

According to the article, Buff's wife Judy Bagwell was present for the signing as well.  No word if she'll be joining him on camera.