Well, if you can't have Michael Sam, then call Jerry Springer, I suppose.  WWE announced the following late this afternoon:

JERRY SPRINGER INTERVENTION WITH THE BELLA TWINS

The Bella Twins are about to get some family management advice from a third-party.

Jerry Springer has been confirmed to moderate a discussion between the estranged "Total Divas" stars on the season premiere of Monday Night Raw in Baltimore on Sept. 8. The Bellas, as the WWE Universe knows, have been at vicious odds since Nikki turned on her twin sister Brie at SummerSlam. Recent weeks have seen Nikki demean her sister at every turn and go so far as to slander her reputation in "Growing Up Bella" vignettes that exposed Brie's alleged childhood secrets.

Of course, nobody does family dysfunction like Springer, but will he be able to bridge the divide between the warring sisters? Find out next week at 8/7 CT, only on USA Network.

As you may be aware, Springer has hosted a daytime talk show throughout the years that has focused on all sorts of dysfunction in society from baby mammas to cheating husbands and a whole lot more.  Get ready for a heavy dose of more Bella magic this coming Monday night!